where rage takes over and productivity dies.
just another day…
just another dolla yo…
epicbrotime
Chris: you wake up in a cell
me: AW SHIET
BRING IT ON
Chris: you're on top of a dingy hay pile
to your left, the cell wall
to the right, a small wooden table, tin bowl (empty), and bucket
you can see into the cell across from you, but it's empty
you hear footsteps down the corridor
what do you do
me: body slam the table in half and inflict self damage so I can pretend to be unconscious
rattle the tin bowl and bucket
to make noise
feign death
wait for the guard or whoevers walking to take the bait
Chris: you attempt to crack the table, but it's made of a stocky material. it remains intact but you succeed in creating rabble and self-harm
HP - 10
Status: Feigning
The footsteps hurry over near your cell
you overhear a conversation which implicates you as an MVP prisoner, wanted for high treason, though they do not go into detail
one person (you've deduced they're guards at this point) spits in your direction
they then begrudingly open the door to check on you
*begrudgingly
me: wait for it...
i wait for it
Chris: Status: Waiting for It
one guard puts his hand on your shoulder and begins violently trying to rouse you
me: I AWAKEN WITH TIGER EYES
I YELL SURPRISE BITCHES
QUICKLY GRAB TIN BOWL AND PROCEED TO RAM IT INTO THEIR FACED WITH THE OPEN SIDE LIKE A COOKIE CUTTER TO THE FACE
BAHHH
inspect uniform
Chris: the first guard is incapacitated by the tin bowl (equipped)
the uniform bears the insignia of an eagle perched atop a spire
but before you can appreciate the needlework further, the second guard makes his move towards you
me: AHHHH
bruce lee kick to the body
Chris: QUICKTIME EVENT
PRESS X
me: with a counter punch to the nose
Chris: failed
me: then a falcon knee to the balls
X
X
Chris: you attempt to bruce lee kick, but he grabs his sidearm and brings it down hard onto your knee
me: AHHH
Chris: HP - 15
me: AGHHH
Chris: Status: Limping
me: i spit in his face
Chris: you've unlocked: Berserker's Loogie skill
me: and with all the stamina i have left i tornado kick like a wild tasmanian devil hoping to land it square in the face
Chris: he becomes infuriated
QUICKTIME EVENT
PRESS Y
me: Y
Chris: PRESS L
me: L
Chris: PRESS Z
me: Z
Chris: success
you Taz devil him into oblivion
there doesn't appear to be anyone else coming your way immediately
XP + 20
me: equip uniform
Chris: which uniform? these uniforms are distinct
one bears the mentioned insignia, with the trimmings of an officer
the other is duller, and likely belongs to a low-class soldier
me: equip offissuh
Chris: Officer's Uniform (equipped), Tin Bowl (equipped)
inside the pockets you find: 3 rolls of gauze, 1 painkiller, 5 bullets, and a small mirror
me: use mirror inspect self
Chris: you look into the mirror
your face is haggard and worn
with days of stubble covering your jaw
but your fierce determination are still clearly evident even to yourself
me: walk down hall
Chris: you leave the cell with its new tenants behind you as you walk down the hall
you come to what must be the jailor's desk
behind it is a door
on the desk are a prisoner's log and key ring
me: acquire key ring
acquire prisoner's log
inspect door
Chris: you pick up the key ring and prisoner's log
the door is solid metal, with a small slit at eye level
it opens with a spinning mechanism similar to a vault
me: inspect eye slot
Chris: it appears to be well-fortified and maintained
you look through the slot
you see open sky, and nothing else
me: "where the hell am I"
Chris: unknown
me: inspect desk
Chris: the desk is a solid mahogany, an odd placement for the environment. you imagine the officer wanted to flaunt his status
there are two drawers you open
the first contains a handwritten note
the second contains a small pistol and some form of silver currency
5 coins
me: ACQUIRE PISTOL AND COINS
EQUIP PISTOL AND 5 BULLETS
Chris: you acquire the pistol and silver (5)
me: SCOFF AT HANDWRITTEN NOTE
Chris: Officer's Uniform (equipped), Pistol (equipped - 5 bullets)
you open the note with the intent of scoffing
the note is addressed to an "R", and mentions your name
would you like to read the note?
me: skim
Chris: the note details the threat you pose to the great nation (not named), and emphasizes not falling for any tricks
R seems to be heading towards the capitol city, Lessia
there is no mention of your crime or location
me: quickly open vault door
spin wheel
Chris: you open the vault door
me: open door
Chris: it swings open heavily
you step back
the sky greets you with a gust
open further inspection, you see a small catwalk not visible through the slit
it leads down and to the right
me: run down catwalk
Chris: you run, the steps clanking below you
the catwalk wraps around the building, which seems to resemble the spire in the insignia
me: continue running
Chris: you spiral around the tower before coming to the end, another door about halfway between the cell and the ground
me: inspect door
Chris: you can see a few vehicles moving below you, but nothing further. you're still far too high to make any detail out
this door is a simple door, solid and with a door knob
no window
me: shit they're coming for me
open door, observe quickly
Chris: you open the door
a guard who was asleep at his station awakes with a start
QUICKTIME EVENT
PRESS H
me: H
Chris: faield
*failed
me: I PRESSED H
Chris: im sorry, i don't understand that command
me: FOCK
Chris: the guard runs to his desk and retrieves a tazer
he makes a move in your direction
me: wait for it
Chris: Status: Waiting for It, Limping
the guard lunges forward
me: DODGE
Chris: QUICKTIME EVENT
PRESS 4
me: 4
Chris: PRESS L
me: L
Chris: PRESS +
me: +
Chris: success
you sidestep, and smack the tazer out of his hand with your pistol
me: WHERE R OR I BLAST YOU IN THE KNEECAPS
pistol whip him to face
Chris: he stumbles back into his desk
me: intimidate
Chris: you growl at him
he looks confused
me: pistol whip
Chris: he stammers that you shouldn't be out
me: pistol whip
Chris: a second gash opens up on the side of his head
he's visibly trembling
me: acquire tazer
Chris: you grab the tazer, but the guard makes a run for it
QUICKTIME EVENT
PRESS G
me: G
Chris: PRESS {
me: {
Chris: PRESS >
me: >
Chris: success
you react quickly enough to make a move
what do you do
me: taze him hard
Chris: you shoot him with the tazer
it's expended, so you drop the cartridge as he jerks violently in place before collapsing
me: save
save progress
Chris: filename?
me: save "epicbrotime"
Chris: epicbrotime.sav created
dubstep jam sesh on gtalk
me: wobbly wobbly wah wobble wobble
Chris: oh hey Bill Cosby
ok is this your dubstep impersonation or what
me: big sean - dance (A$$)
hahahahaha
omg what a silly song
Chris: i like
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
Chris: WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE
girl lookatthatbody AHHHHHH girl lookatthatbody AHHHHHHH
I WORK OUT
me: DAMN SON
been partyin?
you turn your sexy on?
this is my dubstep impression
WOMPWOMPWOMPWOMPWOMP
duhduhduhdudhduhduhudhd
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOOm
DOMP
Chris: BREEEOOOOOOOOOOW
me: DEEDEDDEEDEDDEDD WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW
DOODODODODODOOD
Chris: BAOBAOBAO WUUUUOOOMP
me: FUCK
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
DODODDOODODODDODODO
Chris: PREOOOOOOOWW WUBBAWUBBAWUBBA BOOOOOM
KZKZKZBRUUUUOOOOAAAHH
(I've got the moves like Jagger) BEEEEEEEOW BOOOOOO WOMPWOMPWOMP
JUJUJJUJUJJUJUBZZZZZZZ
me: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Chris: JIGGAJIGGAJIGGAJIGGAJIGGAJIGGA WOOOOOOOOOOOMP WOMPWOMPWOMP PREEEOOOOOW
me: DUGGADUGGA wheeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEOOOOP
DUHDUHDUDHUHDUHDUHDUDH
WOHWOHWOWHWOHWOHWOHWOHW
Chris: WUUUUUOOOOOMP
me: BOMMOBMOBMOBMOBMOB
skreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEOW
Chris: KZKZKZKZKZKZKZKZ
me: BOOOOOOM
RTRTRTRTRTTRTRT
Chris: (singing in the rain~)
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
me: WOHNG
WOHNG
WOHNG
WOHNG
DIDIDIDIIDIDDIIDIDIIDIDIDID
doo dOO DOOO DOOOO
Chris: ZUUUUGZUGZUGZUG
me: ok back to work
gg
Chris: k
ttyl BRUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOW
Currently Listening:
Gramatik - Dream Big
firstworldproblem. Had a blackout recently, treated it as an apocalypse as I had no way to get my internetz fix. But it’s okay I survived; I picked up a book. I chose the book that my parents got for me right before my freshman year of college started. “How to Win Friends and Influence People” by Dale Carnegie.
(What was I umma? Some kind of loser?! I know how to make friends and influence people!) Boy I was immature and ignorant…
There is this one passage of this book that really got my attention where it mentions what people want most in their lives. Health, happiness, money, intelligence. After a survey, people wanted to feel important the most. They wanted to obtain this sense of worth, that they are important. Afterwards, the book discusses the cause of insanity…
“…many people who go insane find in insanity, a feeling of importance that they were unable to achieve in the world of reality.”
now by reading that, you are pretty resistant to insanity. I know I am.
I just influenced your ass.
Happy Birthday Freddie, as always your music has been real.
some people…
excuses excuses after excuses.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Currently Listening:
Frank Sinatra - My Way
Life is Good Music
winter. is. coming
instability
I often wonder how I have become like this.
good or bad? I’m not sure.
Change sure is scary.
